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Don't be Rude

Don't be Rude

 

 

 

Some say that life is a banquet, they like to savor it like fine wine

Some wolf it down like a sandwich and start lookin' at yours and mine

There's nothing in the world to prevent you from having your fill and more

But if you don't see happiness on the menu, it's time you knew the score

 

Don't be rude

To the people who bring your food

You ain't got a clue if you cop an attitude

With the people who bring your food

 

You impress your friends when you're able, you like to flash your money around

But if you can't leave a tip on the table, don't bother sittin' down

You ordered your steak well-done, now you're sayin' that it's hard to chew

You can send it back twice, but you better ask nice or they'll roll it on the floor for you

 

Don't be Rude

To the people who bring your food

It may sound crude but you're screwed if you're rude

To the people who bring your food

 

But you infuriate the waiter with your nickels and dimes

You tell the bartender how to squeeze the limes

If you think he won't stick his thumb in your drink

Baby, you're flyin' blind

 

Don't be rude

To the people who bring your food

Everything that you do gonna come back to you from

The people who bring your... don't be rude

 

 

 

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Contact: Woodshed Productions, 15466 Los Gatos Blvd. STE 109-161, Los Gatos, CA 95032 - chuck@chuck-mccabe.com.

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